Joke of the day; RE DUX

A midget cowboy walks into the doctor’s office.
He tells the doctor, "When I walk, my nuts hurt real bad."
The doctor tells him, "Get up on the table and I'll take care of it for you."
The midget cowboy jumps up on the table, he lays down, the doctor grabs a pair of scissors.
The doctor starts sniping with the scissors.
The midget cowboy is lying their wondering what the heck the doctor is doing.
Then the doctor finishes and tells the midget cowboy to get off the table.
The midget cowboy starts to walk around, and to his wonder, the pain is gone!
The midget cowboy then asks the doctor, "Hey, what did you do?"
The doctor tells him, "I cut two inches off the top of your boots."