Seeking employment?

WANTED: A people person who hates people (i.e., Jews and western Infidels); seeking strong silent type who likes to hack off infidels heads with dull pocket knife for internet broadcasting; willing to work in harsh conditions w/ promise of full compliment of 72 virgins if killed by infidel Americans; over time and benefits negotiable; expertise in IED a must; if interested, send resume and SASE to Osama bin Laden, cave #4, Northwestern Pakistan; Shiites will not be considered for position.